So what has it been; 4 or 5 months now? Nothing is NEW. Update over.
Actually I have have a interesting last few months. Not enough to actually sit and write a whole long post that will ultimately put both you and me asleep; roll out the bullet points!
- I turned 26. It was traumatizing. I am now officially on the down slope of my 20's and creeping ever closer to 30 with nothing to show for it. It is depressing. I obviously need constant pressure to move forward or I will just (un)happily tread water in a desperate attempt to gain ground. Maybe :gag: 27 will be different........ Say's the lady who says that after every birthday! Can you say "Queen of Procrastination?" Oi.
- There was a bunch of holidays thrown in there. I spent my birthday at the little cabin in the woods and hogged Kristie's whole BA bed. Christmas time sucks and I hate it but we have to do it........or so I'm told; I got a book about battling zombies (legit fear- they reanimated a freakin dog in Britain!) and some venison for Christmas. My mom got ANOTHER nativity; seriously, how many baby jesus's does one cabin in the middle of the woods need!? =D I got piss drunk at Scooter's on NYE's and passed out on a bench in Phoenix Park until I got woken up by a bum or another drunk; not sure..... Not my finest moment but I had a damn good time and I bet you don't have a story like that; plus a lesson was learned. I need a minder when I am pissed - I tend to wander and fall asleep in strange places. i.e underneath Babe the Big Blue Ox in Carson Park. Got woken up by the auto sprinklers that time! St. P
- My camera died after Christmas and since then I have been in mourning. I am waiting for the ground to thaw for a proper burial. Thanks for 4 decent years, Pim! You took some bombtastic pics.
- I lost a amazing friend on January 22nd due to a house fire. Kara - you always brought out the best in me and tought me how to love life and live it with fervor. You showed and taught me more in 5 years then I ever thought possible. The world is a lot less colorful without you in it - next time I am at Hoot's I will be doing a razorblade and tapping our lucky bar stool. I <3 <3 <3 and miss you mucho, Karat Kake!
- I had a cancer scare on Valentines day. I had been bruising funny and losing tons of weight (not to angry about the weight loss except for none of my clothes fit anymore, bugger!) so I went to my local country doctor that did 2 tests and then told me I probably had Leukemia and was referring me to an Oncologist. That was a fun month of waiting - only to have the oncologist tell me I was fine. Next time I am sick I might as well just go to the local witch doctor....... hodunk health care at it's finest! But I still don't know what is wrong with me besides "bigger then normal red blood cells." Whatever. That just means I get more O2 per heart pump, suckers! See you on Everest with your oxygen tanks. I will be the one running up it ;)
- I live in Menomonie now. Dunn county sucks. This city sucks. We live in a apartment with black mold and a ghost. Weak.
- I am a yoga master! Twice a day, everyday! I am all bendy and stuff now. Makes it easier to climb the wall which is also awesome - plus the upper body strength helps. I am no longer the girl that perches on craigs..... I can haul myself up it without trouble now; no breaks! Up-ding-down-up-ding-down-up-ding-down; I am a well oiled machine. Now there is a new craig percher and none of us like him because he is slow....... =D
- My car has not been driven in 6 months. Bushings or something with the struts. Jason said my wheels will fall off so I avoid it like the plague. Maybe I will get a job to fix it. ROFLMAO! Yea right......
- Jules and N* the Gr* are getting married in June! I am a bridesmaid and that makes me smile! I thought I was going to be one of those girls who was "Always the Bride, Never the Bridesmaid!" That's how it goes, right? LOL :) No longer! Have to dye my hair though - she chose clover bridesmaid dresses and I am pretty sure she did not intend to have a giant X-mas decoration in her bridal party so I am going brunette for awhile. Maybe I'll shave it. How knows? She would probably dig it!
- I am also planning her debauchery filled bachelorette party. The night before the wedding (her idea; not mine)! So come back in June to see photos. The entire wedding party is going to be hung over - just the way we want it! :THIS WEDDING IS HORSESHIT 2011: <------ That's the theme :) Tis the reason that Jules and I are BDMFF!
- Nothing but bleeding snow since October. I am days away from carving my own eyes out of my skull with a grapefruit spoon. Last week - we had 50 degree weather and almost all the snow was gone. I went to bed Sunday evening to a thunderstorm and woke up to 2 feet of snow. Wisconsinocalypse! I spent all Monday crying. For real.
That is all of the pseudo-interesting crap that has been going on in my life thus far. I hold no big hopes for 2011. Maybe a job would be nice but given the economy and the fact that we have a dipshit for a governor..... might as well start stripping......FOR COLLEGE! FOR COLLEGE! :)
I am off to potter about like a 90 year. Hope the weather changes so I can get outside and do something. Being penned up is making me mental!
Cheers Lovelies!
Effy
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