Off the Beaten Path.........: BRUISER UPDATE!

Friday, March 25, 2011

BRUISER UPDATE!

This kid rock my entire face off. He is a little flirt and already has a problem looking women in their eyeballs. Still fixated with boobs - we have yet to figure out if it is because Jules weaned him early or because N* is a creeper. =D Can't help but smile when I see him; regardless of the sexual harassment with the eyes.

My adorable, GINGER HAIRED, Gawd Son!

Auntie Effy LOVES you, Bruiser!

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
~ Frank Sinatra.

“Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash.”
*Leonard Cohen

"At my death, let the bubbles of blood on my lips taste as sweet as berries. Give me not words of consolation. Give me magic, the fire of one beyond the borders of enchantment. Give me the spell of living well."

- the Book of the Dead

‎"I'm the one who has to die, when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way i want to!"
~Jimi Hendrix

"Some People Feel the Rain, Others just Get Wet."
~Bob Marley

"Remember tonight, for it is the beginning of always."

*Dante

"Who are you to judge the life I live?

I know I'm not perfect - and I don't live to be-
But before you start pointing fingers.. Make sure your hands are clean!!"
~ ♥ Bob Marley ♥

"It is better to live your own destiny imperfectly than to live an imitation of somebody else's life with perfection."

"Movement never lies. It is a barometer telling the state of the soul's weather to all who can read it. "

*"One could do worse than be a swinger of birches. "
Robert Frost

*Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.*

*"Don't be afraid of death, but rather the unlived life. You don't have to live forever. You just have to live." -Tuck Everlasting

*Democrats in America were put on Earth to do one thing; drag the ignorant hillbilly half of this county into the next century...... which in their case, is the 19th.*

*I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown. -Jim Morrison

*"Why should I live, why wish for anything, or do anything?" "Is there any meaning in my life that the inevitable death awaiting me does not destroy?"
~Tolstoy

Trust me when I tell you their universal health care system doesn’t cover breast implants. If I have to sit through one more flat-chested Nova Scotian riding a Mountie on the back of a Zamboni, I’ll go OOT of my mind!

*Barnabus Stinson

"True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness."

*Nietzsche

"For it was not into my ear you whispered But into my heart Twas not my lips you kissed But my soul."

*Judy Garland

"You know, I used to be the back porch poet with my book of lines, always hoping, knowing all the time I'm probably never gonna find the perfect rhyme for heavier things."

-John Mayer

**My Bucket List**

*Climb Mt. Everest

*Get married to my best friend

*Have horses
*Swim in the Dead Sea
*Get a tattoo in Thailand
*Surf off the Gold Coast
*Swim with the Dolphins in their natural habitat

*Scuba the Great Barrier Reef
*Visit the Galapagos Islands
*Discover my hidden talent(s)
*Visit Cuba
*Hike in the Andes

*Kiss the Blarney Stone

*Have beautiful babies

*All 7 Summits under my feet

*Make my family proud
*Get banned from Japan for whale Protesting =D
*Hike the AT

*Whitewater raft the Colorado River

*Fight for the Whales in Antarctica with SSCS

*Live in London for at least 5 years

*Write a short story
*Learn a 4th language

*Travel the Amazon and absorb the

cultures along the way.

*Make someone happier then they ever

thought possible

*Die on my own terms

* Rappel into the Bun Temple caves in the Himalayans

*Renounce my US citizenship :)

*Spend time with Sherpa's fixing lines on Everest, Lhotse Face and K2

*Get back down to 100 pounds and less then 7% body fat
*Drop a Japanese Fisherman. HARD. As punishment for slaughtering dolphins.

*Spit in Steve's Face! :face/palm:

Friday, March 25, 2011

BRUISER UPDATE!

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~ Frank Sinatra.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

~ Frank Sinatra.

“Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash.”

‎"I'm the one who has to die, when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way i want to!"~Jimi Hendrix

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
~ Frank Sinatra.

‎"I'm the one who has to die, when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way i want to!"
~Jimi Hendrix